Yahweh: You don't believe in Me and my son Jesus? You're going to Hell

"God is just: He will punish those who do not know God and do not obey the gospel of our Lord Jesus. They will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might."
2 Thessalonians 1:8-9

"Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God's one and only Son."
John 3:18

"Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life, but whoever rejects the Son will not see life, for God's wrath remains on them."

John 3:36

Jesus: If your eye makes you sin, gouge it out

"And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out. It’s better to enter the Kingdom of God with only one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell, where the worms that eat them do not die, and the fire is not quenched."

Mark 9:47-48

Jesus: If your hand or foot makes you sin, cut it off

"If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It’s better to enter eternal life with only one hand than to go into the unquenchable fires of hell with two hands. In that place, worms never die, and the fire is never put out."

Mark 9:43-44

"If your foot causes you to sin, cut it off. It’s better to enter eternal life with only one foot than to be thrown into hell with two feet. In that place, worms never die, and the fire is never put out."

Mark 9:45-46

Jesus: Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery ...

"Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery, and the man who marries a divorced woman commits adultery."

Luke 16:18

"But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery."

Matthew 5:32

Jesus: Abandon your home and family for my sake and you will be richly awarded

"And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or wife or children or fields for my sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life."
Matthew 19:29

Jesus: I did not come to bring peace, but a sword - anyone who loves their family more than me is not worthy of me

"Anyone who loves their father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves their son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me."
Matthew 10:37

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law - a man's enemies will be the members of his own household. Anyone who loves their father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves their son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me."
Matthew 10:34-37

This is how Jesus would probably have looked like
according to forensic scientists.

Jesus: If you want to be my disciple, you must hate your family

"If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters - yes, even their own life - such a person cannot be my disciple."
Luke 14:26

Jesus: Do not resist an evil person - invite your attacker to beat you more

"But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also."
Matthew 5:39

Jesus: Men, every time you look at a woman lustfully, you are committing adultery

"You have heard the commandment that says, You must not commit adultery. But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
Matthew 5:27-28